Women’s fashion and clergy shirts: an unfortunate marriage

Posted on May 19, 2010

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What to wear, what to wear?  This is the clergy woman’s dilemma, as she stares into her closet.  Clergy shirts just don’t mix well with women’s fashion.

Young female clerics have actually launched a facebook campaign, demanding the situation be remedied:  We demand better looking clergy shirts for women! Apparently, the TLC show “What Not To Wear” gave Episcopal priest Emily Bloemker a fabulous makeover (read more about it here: Bloemker Makeover).   The premise of the episode?  That dowdiness is not a requirement for ministry.  This came as a revelation to the female ministers watching the show, and, newly empowered, they launched their war against Ugly Clerical Shirts.

When I bought my first clergy shirts over 10 years ago, the only shirts designed for women made me look like a character from Little House on the Prairie. 

So I bought men’s shirts, which are the faded, greying shreds of fabric which still hang in my closet today.

To celebrate 10+ years of ordained ministry, I’m getting a couple of new shirts for my birthday.  And I’m not sure, but I think I’ve finally found a clergy shirt that won’t make me look like a drowned rat:

In the meantime, I’m sticking with my rabat, dress pants and fitted dress shirts and jackets.

I’m holding firm in the hope for that glorious day when Ugly Clergy Shirts will be a thing of the past.  After all, the firstfruits of redemption are everywhere; they’re here   women\’s rabat and here  Casual priest and here  3/4 length sleeve shirt

Until that joyous day, however, I’m sticking with the script my friend Jenny taught me.  “The female clergy’s main weapons in the war against Dowdy are snappy shoes and smart accessories,” she says.  Or, to put it in othe words, “Even vested in ugly clergy shirts, we make our song: ‘Accessorize, accesorize, accesorize.”